Ok there's a couple of dilemmas here.....
A. I want to see either securities reaction in an airport when they scan my luggage and see like 10 rolls of TP.
B. I want to get there and be like "hey baby, let's go to the store" and buy 10 rolls of TP and not explain why.
C. I want to ask Ren to take me by his house, not say why, and TP it in front of him.
D. When I read from "to do your cleaning ..... anything." My expressions in order:
D: