Think you got swag?

Subject: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:36 am

Think you got more swag than me? well i bring you ladies and germs the pick up line contest. show us ur swag use ur pick up lines lets see if yours can be better than mines. Post the most outragious pick up lines you got let the fun beging

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:12 am

let see...........

did you fart? because you just blew me away lol!

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:56 am

haha

Hey can i see your picture? i want to show santa what i want for christmas. Basketball

Posts : 141 Points : 175 Join date : 2010-08-21 Age : 34

(Use index finger to call someone over then say)
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
>=)
Like a Star @ heaven

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:34 am

alright zah got some swag i see

ok i got this

Girl if you were a booger i would totally pick you.

excuse me you drop something. your name and your phone number.

Posts : 141 Points : 175 Join date : 2010-08-21 Age : 34

No no those fail!

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
>=)
Like a Star @ heaven

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:20 am

girl plz

oh my those look heavy (looks at girls boobs) May i help you carry them?

I got the F the C the K all i need is U.

Posts : 141 Points : 175 Join date : 2010-08-21 Age : 34

Oh yeah? Check this.

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I'd look good on you.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Muahaha!

Like a Star @ heaven

Posts : 48 Points : 68 Join date : 2011-01-21

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I have a bet with someone that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:51 am

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Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:19 am

Bring it on mofos

Did you work at subway cuz you just gave me a footlong?

forget that playing doctor is for kids let play ginocologist

fuck me if im wrong but havent we met before?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Posts : 48 Points : 68 Join date : 2011-01-21

Posydon wrote:: fuck me if im wrong but havent we met before?

This one's actually pretty funny lol

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:58 am

i know right XD

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Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:58 pm

Posy you got no swag son.

You couldn't get laid in a women's prison if you were holding a fistful of pardons.

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:46 pm

haters gonna hate

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:04 pm

Posydon wrote:: girl plz

oh my those look heavy (looks at girls boobs) May i help you carry them?

I got the F the C the K all i need is U.

lameee your re'using old ones that you used on me back in asteria lmao, get new ones.

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:12 pm

Rhii i will dick slap you now go bacck to your cage

Subject: Re: Think you got swag? Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:44 pm

Posydon wrote:: Rhii i will dick slap you now go bacck to your cage

I cock slapped a chick once, it was magical.